Before I forget, I need to write this down.
AngelBaby (6) came with DH and I to the OBGYN for my 35 wk appt today. She knew it was the "baby dr" office, and kept pretending to be the Dr ... when I asked how many babies she'd delivered, she said "1,639" and that she went to medical school at her kindergarten, and her residency was at the local high school, lol.
At one point, we were in the room, waiting for the OB, when someone's baby started crying in the hallway. AngelBaby looked at DH and I with a concerned look on her face, and said: "That baby must have just come out feet-first!"